According to Pulse NG,
Read Their Funny Predictions For Naija Celebs 2014:
Sean Tizzle
After
dropping ‘Shoo Le’, the young performer has gone on to make himself a
brand, headlining concerts, and making a great deal out of himself,
while older and more matured artistes lie in obscurity. Expect Sean
Tizzle to continue his rise in 2014.
Burna Boy
Oh
what a spectacular year Burna Boy has had. Gaining massive appeal has
made him more popular (and admirably arrogant), with a new album
dropped, and plenty of performance and endorsement money received,
Chritsmas Dinner must have tasted yummy for the boy from Port Harcourt.
But then dark clouds are beginning to gather for Burna as reports of his
unhappiness with his record label, Aristokrat Label, and also his
alleged ban from the UK for stabbing a man to death. Also take in his
erratic behavior and his ability to beat up people at will. 2014 will be
quite dicey for Burna Boy. He will leave his record label.
D’banj
The
matter with D’banj isn’t that he isn’t successful. The real problem
lies in his inability to drop classic hits anymore. It seems with his
split Don Jazzy, he lost his balls for good music, but got signed to
GOOD Music and Kanye West’s petulance.
Fans in Nigeria have laid many
a complaint about their inability to connect with his new style, and
many have berated his ‘ill-decision’ to leave Nigeria.
Right now
though, he sits pretty as a top earner in Africa, just because he’s
‘D’banj’; the man has built his brand to a level where cheap music
cannot derail his finances. He’s Bank Of Industry ambassador, headlined
Hennessy Artistry 2013, and raked in enough cash to make Don Jazzy green
with envy.
Davido
One hit after another, this 21 year old man keeps us dancing to melodious meaningless songs. 2014 will be no different.
Tonto Dikeh Will Be Arrested This Year
I’m not sure
if it’s her awful music, or another bout with marijuana that will make
us pull out our hair again, but it’s a certainty that the Nollywood diva
will do something so illegal and epic that she’ll miss a major part of
movie shoots this year.
Now that soft-porn queens are taking all the
media attention to themselves, Tonto has been left on the sidelines, a
cold lonely star whose every fart goes unnoticed. But she’ll bounce
back. And I feel she’ll indulge in cocaine. And the NDLEA will come
calling with handcuffs, and a cold prison for poor Tonto the junkie.
Stella Damasus Will Join The Government
I
see Stella Damasus join an arm of the government. The Nollywood actress
has earned it by being very vocal in her criticism of the Nigerian
government.
She took the Child Bride saga personal, crying her heart
out to whoever wants a listen. Then came ASUU strike, in which she
weaved a new video to make us all sit up and take notice. She has earned
her seat. Oga Goodluck, she’s ripe for some Federal seat.
Wizkid Will Drop A New Amazing Album
2013
was the year of collabos for Wizkid. Every song with a good beat has
his voice on it…and blew out of proportion. He’s the King Midas of
Nigerian Music!
This year, he’ll drop his personal album, and it
will blow the world away. Wizkid’s new album might be so good, that the
heavens will bring down rapture quickly before the world begins to
worship him. Amen
Jesse Jagz Will Hit The Rehab
There’s
so much weed in Jesse Jagz that I expect him to be found dead in a
hotel room one day, with a wrap of marijuana offering the perfect reason
why he has to go early to his maker.But not yet.
In 2014, Jesse
Jagz will find a weed-free mentor, who will influence him to change. Not
the kind of change to make a man become a pastor, but the kind that’ll
set him on the road to rehabilitation.
Jesse Jagz will stop smoking ganja. Thus sayeth the Joey Akan.
Don Jazzy Will Lose Tiwa But Grow Stronger
We
all get the feeling that Don Baba J is losing his ‘X Factor’. D’banj
took a huge chunk of it on his way out, so did Wande Coal. But the man
keeps being so amazingly good at what he does best; good music.
He
will lose Tiwa Savage this year. Not because his charm is faded, but
because he sucks at man management. Tiwa and Husband T-Billz will walk
away from the Don after their honeymoon, and they’ll cite B.S reasons
about ‘taking her music to the next level’.But Don Jazzy will be
alright. He’s still Don Jazzy. Remember? But He Will Be Re-United With
D'banj Thus answering the prayers of all fan, music enthusiasts, and the
odd unemployed hipster. Amen.
Waconzy Will Tell Us More Truths
The DV-8 Media CEO and beef-lord will finally drink enough Alomo to give
him the balls to hold his ship when under fire, and not go back on his
words. He’ll finally release a long list of musicians who deserve the
firing squad. Their crime? Making nonsense music. He’ll have help from
me, of course. And Davido will head the list. (laughs maniacally)
Olamide Will Lose His Mojo
Thus
ending my favorite disgust at his successful razz indigenous music.
Street-hop is popular these days, but for how long? Something else will
come out to replace it. Some new sound that’s equally senseless, but
appealing to the ears of Nigeria.
I’ll say, with the downfall Olamide, Reminisce will also go too, thus ending all the talk about ‘street being the new cool’.
Iyanya Will Struggl;e To Get A New Hit Song
The
Kukere singer will trek from studio to studio, producer to producer, in
search of the magic of KCee. His hits seem to have dried up, with ‘Le
Kwa Ukwu’ being overshadowed by Timaya’s ‘Ukwu’
2014 for Iyanya will
be worse. He’ll survive on his past and lingering sexy glory, but then,
how long will that last?But he won’t sha sell his car.
DO U BELIEVE ALL THIS PREDICTIONS WILL COME TO PASS?
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